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'I suggest you stay out of this Wilco, lest aspersions be cast upon thee.'

"Here we are."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Toadstools

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

Witches of Instagram

"At least she's reading."

Witches at a cauldron.

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

Hexercise.

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"Broom! Broom!"

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

Candle Size

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

My Cauldron Rules

Wiccapedia.

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'