Spellcasters Mugs

"Well done, Agnes, it's really disgusting!"

"Here we are."

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

Toadstools

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

Witches of Instagram

"At least she's reading."

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

Witches at a cauldron.

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

Hexercise.

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"Broom! Broom!"

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

spellchecker

My Cauldron Rules

Candle Size

"Your're mum's well wicked."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

Wiccapedia.

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'