Magic Spell Enthusiast Gifts

"Hmmm?...Which of my horrible spells should I use?..."

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

"So, turn me into a frog would you."

"For the last time, Maurice! Don't send out curses by e-mail!"

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Toadstools

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Desert Island BBQ

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"I said slime."

"I can't believe he brought her."

Broomstick crash.

Rocking Witches.

100% carbon neutral

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

Rocket and Witch Race

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"It's probably just seasonal."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Juggler and Illusionist

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Witch's Brew.

Magic Tricks

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."