Magic Spell Enthusiast Gifts

"Hmmm?...Which of my horrible spells should I use?..."

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

"So, turn me into a frog would you."

"For the last time, Maurice! Don't send out curses by e-mail!"

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Toadstools

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Desert Island BBQ

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"I said slime."

Rocking Witches.

100% carbon neutral

"I can't believe he brought her."

Broomstick crash.

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"It's probably just seasonal."

Rocket and Witch Race

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Witch's Brew.

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Juggler and Illusionist

Magic Tricks

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"