Magic Spell Researcher Gifts

"Is 'Get kissed by a beautiful princess' the best medical science has to offer?"

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"At least she's reading."

Witches at a cauldron.

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

Love Potion

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

Candle Size

'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

My Cauldron Rules

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"Wait. Let me have one more try."

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"In this issue, Madru casts a mindless zombie spell on his enemies."

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

'I suggest you stay out of this Wilco, lest aspersions be cast upon thee.'

"Something pickled this way comes!"

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

"She will take me on more walks."

Zen Voodoo

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

"Does this poison smell weird to you?"

Witch in bed reading: 'The Joy of Hex'.