Magic Spell Researcher Gifts

"Is 'Get kissed by a beautiful princess' the best medical science has to offer?"

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"At least she's reading."

Witches at a cauldron.

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

Love Potion

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

Candle Size

My Cauldron Rules

'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"Wait. Let me have one more try."

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

'I suggest you stay out of this Wilco, lest aspersions be cast upon thee.'

Zen Voodoo

"She will take me on more walks."

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

"Something pickled this way comes!"

"Does this poison smell weird to you?"

Witch in bed reading: 'The Joy of Hex'.

"Eye of toad, ear of bat and that horrible lumpy bit in the middle of a Pot Noodle."