Spell Caster Gifts

"The FDA didn't approve the use of eye of newt."

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

"Does this poison smell weird to you?"

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

Bad science drives out good.

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

Regular/Organic Cauldrons.

"Eye of toad, ear of bat and that horrible lumpy bit in the middle of a Pot Noodle."

"At least she's reading."

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"When we're not casting spells, we cast metals."

"You're right, it does taste of plastic."

"'Prince of Ruritania,' eh? -- I happen to know there's no such PLACE as Ruritanian!"

"You're only making things worse for yourself!"

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

My Cauldron Rules

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

"I'm wondering if we are sufficiently addressing potion hygiene."

Dave realizes that he brought a wand to the staff meeting.

"Hubble bubble, toilet trouble."

"It'll never replace bat wings and eye of newt. . . but it'll certainly live up the next coven."

''Eye of Newt' is now available in generic...'

Closing Laugh: Magic Shop - Out for a spell.

Witch Trying To Follow A Recipe.

Witches at a cauldron.

Cut out and keep your own Witch.

"I'm trying to watch my cursing."

"It flies perfectly. The problem is that it doesn't sweep."

'It's a simple recipe. Add politics to economics, you get tax law.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

"Let's see... some sugar, ... now spice... and, uh oh... It looks like I may be out of nice! I guess I'll just use sugar twice!"

"Here we are."