Magic Spell Caster Gifts

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"In this issue, Madru casts a mindless zombie spell on his enemies."

"It's not plastic surgery - it's magic."

Witch Swing

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

"Here we are."

Toadstools

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Witches of Instagram

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

"At least she's reading."

Witches at a cauldron.

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

Hexercise.

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"Broom! Broom!"

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

Candle Size

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