Magic Spell Caster Pillows

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"It's not plastic surgery - it's magic."

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

"Here we are."

Toadstools

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Witches of Instagram

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

"At least she's reading."

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

Witches at a cauldron.

"Broom! Broom!"

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

Hexercise.

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

My Cauldron Rules

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

Candle Size

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'