Spell Casters Pillows

Crowd Sorcery

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

Toadstools

"Here we are."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Newt sale

"I said slime."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Witches of Instagram

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"At least she's reading."

Witches at a cauldron.

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

Hexercise.

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"Broom! Broom!"

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

My Cauldron Rules

Candle Size

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"Your're mum's well wicked."

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'