Spell Casting Pillows

"Something pickled this way comes!"

"When we're not casting spells we cast metals."

"Here we are."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Toadstools

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

"Devi's brew?"

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Witches of Instagram

"At least she's reading."

Witches at a cauldron.

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"Broom! Broom!"

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

Hexercise.

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

"Your're mum's well wicked."

My Cauldron Rules

Candle Size

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"