Spellcasting Pillows

I mainly focus on the grassier side of spell casting really.

Love Potion Sale

"Here we are."

Toadstools

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Devi's brew?"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

Witches of Instagram

"At least she's reading."

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

Witches at a cauldron.

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"Broom! Broom!"

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

Hexercise.

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

Wiccapedia.

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

My Cauldron Rules

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

spellchecker

Candle Size

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'