Spellcaster Enthusiast Pillows

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

"Here we are."

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

Witches of Instagram

"At least she's reading."

Witches at a cauldron.

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

Hexercise.

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

My Cauldron Rules

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

Candle Size

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"Your're mum's well wicked."

spellchecker

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

Magic Mushrooms

"The recipe says if you're out of eye of newt you can substitute it with two bat gizzards."