Spellcaster Enthusiast Pillows

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

"Here we are."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Witches of Instagram

"At least she's reading."

Witches at a cauldron.

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

Hexercise.

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

Candle Size

My Cauldron Rules

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"Your're mum's well wicked."

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

spellchecker

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.

"The recipe says if you're out of eye of newt you can substitute it with two bat gizzards."