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Book and magician

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"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Desert Island BBQ

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"I said slime."

Broomstick crash.

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"I can't believe he brought her."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Rocket and Witch Race

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

Updated Stories. The Wicked Witch Of The West Tries A New Tactic To Get The Ruby Slippers. Security Checkpoint. Remove your shoes, please.

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Magic Tricks

Juggler and Illusionist

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Witch's Brew.

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

Toenail clipping missile.

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"