Magic Spell Aficionado Pillows

"Is eye of newt red or white meat?"

Frog Prince wearing a 'Kiss me quick' hat.

'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'

Toadstools

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

'One eye of newt or two?'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Desert Island BBQ

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"I said slime."

Rocking Witches.

100% carbon neutral

"I can't believe he brought her."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"What the hell took so long?"

Broomstick crash.

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Rocket and Witch Race

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Witch's Brew.

Juggler and Illusionist

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'