Magic Spell Lover Pillows

A little green monster

"If you kiss me I turn into a prince and if you lick him, well, you can’t really be hallucinating more than you are already."

"Does the 5 Second Rule apply to eye of newt?"

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Here we are."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Desert Island BBQ

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"I can't believe he brought her."

100% carbon neutral

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Primitive magician

"I said slime."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Broomstick crash.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Rocket and Witch Race

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

Juggler and Illusionist

Magic Tricks