Magic Spell Fan Pillows

'What the. . . don't tell me that you ate the frog that was sitting right there?'

'If you kiss me you will turn into a frog.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Desert Island BBQ

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"I said slime."

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"I can't believe he brought her."

Broomstick crash.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Rocket and Witch Race

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Juggler and Illusionist

Magic Tricks

Witch's Brew.

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Toenail clipping missile.

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

'Mrs Witch, you're being accused of using a poisoned apple to send a young girl into a death-like sleep. I'm placing you under arrest for the possession of illegal drugs.'

A man is selling, 'Cameron voodoo dolls', outside of job centre.