Card Magic Fan Pillows

Everyone seemed to be staring at Steven...but it turned out his eyes were just playing tricks on him.

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Medieval Office Supplies

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Prescriptions: "Jack of Clubs?"

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

Eye of Newt Helper

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

"I turned Billy Whitley into him. Can I keep him?"

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

Magical box of chocolates.

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

Therapist with a jack-o-lantern head talks to their patient who is a witch.

Can't you just text me..?

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

The Wizard.

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

'I don't care if you only need the eye. You'll have to buy the whole newt!'

'You did it! A witches broom/plane hybrid.'

"Get Doc Weston and tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight."

The Joy of Hex

"Your condition's not rare, but it's very collectible."