Card Magic Fan Pillows

Everyone seemed to be staring at Steven...but it turned out his eyes were just playing tricks on him.

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Medieval Office Supplies

Prescriptions: "Jack of Clubs?"

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

Eye of Newt Helper

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

Dairy Potter.

"I turned Billy Whitley into him. Can I keep him?"

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

Can't you just text me..?

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

'Would you believe that somebody asked me to deliver their mail yesterday Where did that come from'

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

The Wizard.

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

Therapist with a jack-o-lantern head talks to their patient who is a witch.

Magical box of chocolates.

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

'I don't care if you only need the eye. You'll have to buy the whole newt!'

The Joy of Hex

Have Your Cards Read Here

'What the. . . don't tell me that you ate the frog that was sitting right there?'

"Get Doc Weston and tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight."