Card Game Fan Pillows

'What the-! Who the heck's playing buffalo chips?'

"No, it's not my ex-husband. Worse - my ex-bridge partner."

I know how you feel … I still get carded. Bar.

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

Dogs and their thoughts

Little league world series of poker.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'How about a game of cards?'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Some card-game puns

'How about a game of cards?'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

Peel poker.

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Better luck next time, kid."

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Cheating Death.

"Stag poker"

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

Playing cards.

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !