Card Gamer Pillows

Dogs and their thoughts

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Little league world series of poker.

'How about a game of cards?'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Some card-game puns

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'How about a game of cards?'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Better luck next time, kid."

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Cheating Death.

"Stag poker"

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Playing cards.

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

'Once again, I fold.'

Mad Hatter's tea party.

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!