Card Game Player Pillows

Cheating Death.

"I think we need to be more careful not to over-schedule appointments."

Dogs and their thoughts

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"Have you been playing dice?"

Little league world series of poker.

'How about a game of cards?'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'How about a game of cards?'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Some card-game puns

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"Better luck next time, kid."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Stag poker"

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Playing cards.

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

'Once again, I fold.'

Mad Hatter's tea party.