Card Game Player Gifts

Cheating Death.

"I think we need to be more careful not to over-schedule appointments."

Peel poker.

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

Dogs and their thoughts

"Have you been playing dice?"

Little league world series of poker.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'How about a game of cards?'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'How about a game of cards?'

Some card-game puns

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Better luck next time, kid."

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"Stag poker"

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

Playing cards.

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,