Competitive Card Player Gifts

Poker Moms

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'How about a game of cards?'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Peel poker.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Cheating Death.

Board Game Hunter

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

Football player taking the ball home.

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

Looks like Charlie owns Park Place now. Dogopoly.

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

'Big advantage!!'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

'I'm all in.'

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

'It was so bad you couldn't even use it to play solitaire.'

Putting it Mildly...

Greetings!

Cards Blind Dating Game

"Cheater!"

'With Myrna and I, it was love at first slight.'

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

Valentines for Things

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'