Card Player Gifts

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Grimace

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

"Cheater!"

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

Dogs and their thoughts

Little league world series of poker.

'How about a game of cards?'

'How about a game of cards?'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Some card-game puns

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Peel poker.

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

Cheating Death.

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

'Once again, I fold.'

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

Worm Bed

Gloria, why do you keep saying "Go Fish"? We're playing poker. It's as close as I can get to telling you what I'd really like to in a family newspaper.

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

"Look who I got a birthday card from!!"

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.