Card Player Gifts

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Grimace

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

"Cheater!"

Dogs and their thoughts

Little league world series of poker.

'How about a game of cards?'

Some card-game puns

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'How about a game of cards?'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

Cheating Death.

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

'Once again, I fold.'

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Worm Bed

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

'Right, now learn this trick...'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.