Humorous Card Players Gifts

"Well this is awkward!"

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Cheating Death.

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

Cards Blind Dating Game

"Cheater!"

"I think we need to be more careful not to over-schedule appointments."

'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'

'The only thing I don't like about playing solitaire on the computer is you can't peek under the cards.'

2After using the Internet all day, Brad doesn't like any kind of popup."

Poker Moms

"It's unrealistic for us to have a chimney, tree, or stockings, so you can forget about Santa."

Grimace

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

"I'm sorry Tim, but our online profiles aren't compatible anymore!"

'Hey Frank! I've told you before that there is no cross checking in chess.'

'Quick, Lassie, our credit cards are maxed! Get help!'

Jack's Cards

"Psst - wanna buy some catnip...?"

'Remember 'be the ball'.' 'I am the ball. But apparently, I'm a devious, misguided, malevolent ball.'

'I know I don't have much saved up, but I really need to retire before the end of the month.'

'I know how you feel, little brother. I was the last one in my first grade class to be preapproved for a credit card, too.'

"Look out - there's a man with a club behind you."

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