Humorous Card Users Gifts

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

Strange Aftertaste birthday cards.

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

2After using the Internet all day, Brad doesn't like any kind of popup."

"Wow, I wish I'd thought of that! My last words were pretty naf."

"It's unrealistic for us to have a chimney, tree, or stockings, so you can forget about Santa."

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

'Since we're bears, when can we start mauling people?'

"Do you take MasterCard?"

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with fabulous new shoes!"

'Why do I go out with a short, fat, bald guy like you? Well for one thing, you make me look good.'

'Quick, Lassie, our credit cards are maxed! Get help!'

Greeting cards for street crazies.

Age Cards.

Gates of Heaven with a supermarket in background: 'Look! It really is heaven!'

Jack's Cards

"Psst - wanna buy some catnip...?"

'I know I don't have much saved up, but I really need to retire before the end of the month.'

"Well this is awkward!"

'This is a unique case... I'm referring you to a quack.'

"Look out - there's a man with a club behind you."

You can now PAY FOR YOUR SINS by credit card.

greeting cards.

'I know how you feel, little brother. I was the last one in my first grade class to be preapproved for a credit card, too.'

'God bless daddy, mommy, sis and that golf course I bought with dad's credit card.'

'I'll pay cash, I only charge when I am enraged.'