Funny Card Enthusiast Gifts

You gotta be pretty old to have nose hairs that long.

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'How about a game of cards?'

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Philosopher trading cards.

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Expensive greeting cards.

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

'It was so bad you couldn't even use it to play solitaire.'

Putting it Mildly...

Greetings!

'He was wearing his heart on his sleeve.'

And with that, the simple malaise that had been bubbling up for months officially became a general malaise.

'Let's start with the basics. Find the Red Queen!'

"Cheater!"

'With Myrna and I, it was love at first slight.'

'According to his stats, this right-fielder hit .317 and is 50 in stocks, 30 in bonds and 20 in cash.'

Valentines for Things

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

'First, you have to admit you have a gambling problem!'

Killing time, and vice versa....

2After using the Internet all day, Brad doesn't like any kind of popup."

Martin Johnson Chooses New England Rugby Squad.

Diamond Geezer.

Mother's Day cards