Funny Card Enthusiast T-Shirts

'How about a game of cards?'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Philosopher trading cards.

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Expensive greeting cards.

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

'It was so bad you couldn't even use it to play solitaire.'

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

Putting it Mildly...

Greetings!

Valentines for Things

And with that, the simple malaise that had been bubbling up for months officially became a general malaise.

'According to his stats, this right-fielder hit .317 and is 50 in stocks, 30 in bonds and 20 in cash.'

'Let's start with the basics. Find the Red Queen!'

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

'With Myrna and I, it was love at first slight.'

"Cheater!"

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

'First, you have to admit you have a gambling problem!'

2After using the Internet all day, Brad doesn't like any kind of popup."

Killing time, and vice versa....

Mother's Day cards

Diamond Geezer.