Trading Card Enthusiast Gifts

Philosopher trading cards.

'I'll trade my 12 million dollar player for three of your 4 million dollar players.'

'How about a game of cards?'

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'I've never seen a stock crash so hard.'

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Circa 1490: The area we now know as Wall Street.

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

"The dollar held its value today against the yen, the euro, the peso, the comic book and the baseball card."

Wall Street Lights.

"Up a hundred and sixteen points! If only we'd had the foresight to invest ten minutes ago."

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

'It was so bad you couldn't even use it to play solitaire.'

Putting it Mildly...

Greetings!

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

'With Myrna and I, it was love at first slight.'

"Cheater!"

'According to his stats, this right-fielder hit .317 and is 50 in stocks, 30 in bonds and 20 in cash.'

Valentines for Things

'First, you have to admit you have a gambling problem!'

Killing time, and vice versa....

'I've decided to follow my Grandson's advice and get out of stocks and into baseball cards.'

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

Diamond Geezer.