Baseball Card Enthusiast Gifts

'I've decided to follow my Grandson's advice and get out of stocks and into baseball cards.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'How about a game of cards?'

350 Feet.

Perils of the double play.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'OK, now let's switch places.'

Sheltering in place.

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

Philosopher trading cards.

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

I can just feel it. I know they're talking about me.

Extra innings.

Official Team Cap With Beard

"Try letting the ball come to you."

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."