Baseball Card Aficionado Gifts

"The dollar held its value today against the yen, the euro, the peso, the comic book and the baseball card."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

350 Feet.

'How about a game of cards?'

Perils of the double play.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'OK, now let's switch places.'

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Sheltering in place.

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Philosopher trading cards.

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

I love Basketball.

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Extra innings.

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

"Try letting the ball come to you."

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

I can just feel it. I know they're talking about me.

Official Team Cap With Beard

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."