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"Just remember, if you give a hundred and ten per cent, I get twenty per cent of that."

"Then don't do that."

'There's more to life than winning. . .there's also testing negative for performance enhancing drugs.'

'I don't care if you did pitch a no hitter! I still think you throw like a girl!'

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

'... Get your elbows up. Knees bent. Keep your eye on the ball. ... and go and get a bat.'

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

End of career sale.

'He had a great screwball until his arm went bad.'

'Everyone left, and it's only the second inning. We should have asked them who's going to win.'

'It's a whole new ball game.'

Tour en L'air

"Honey! I'm home!"

Red Sox Fans vs The Rest Of Humanity

"This better be important."

"Please call me Michael – Mr. Met is my father's name."

"I'll be on the porch, pushing ninety."

"Why, it's a message from Major League Baseball."

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

"I'm going to try to settle you down, Halberson, but first a word about Fexler Lite Beer."

"Give this to Evers and see that he passes it on to Chance when he's finished."

Subway Series

"All right, it's starting to come a little heavier. Now will you call the game?"

"You can't talk to him like that, Herman! He makes your salary every time he trots lethargically to right field."

"The boos I can handle. It's the silence of the educated fans that rankles."

A one dollar baseball field

"I don't know when I've seen a more magnificent slide. You're out!"

A pitcher with a morningstar

Suicide hot line

"Oh, my God, have we been talking all night?"

"Guess who caught a foul ball at Fenway ..."

The boy toys of summer

Ott Museum

Dodgers player returning home from finally winning the World Series.

"Try letting the ball come to you."