Baseball Aficionado Pillows

"Just remember, if you give a hundred and ten per cent, I get twenty per cent of that."

"Then don't do that."

To appease the fans, major-league umpires are now required to take eye exams during the seventh inning stretch.

'There's more to life than winning. . .there's also testing negative for performance enhancing drugs.'

It was the bottom of the fifth, and the bases were loaded.

'I don't care if you did pitch a no hitter! I still think you throw like a girl!'

'... Get your elbows up. Knees bent. Keep your eye on the ball. ... and go and get a bat.'

Annual Umpire's Banquet.

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

Separating steroid users and non-steroid users.

End of career sale.

'Where's the evidence keeping us out?'

'Everyone left, and it's only the second inning. We should have asked them who's going to win.'

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

'He had a great screwball until his arm went bad.'

'It's a whole new ball game.'

"Try letting the ball come to you."

Dodgers player returning home from finally winning the World Series.

Tommy John

Ott Museum

Basket of Deplorables

"I don't know when I've seen a more magnificent slide. You're out!"

The boy toys of summer

"Sure, I'm a fan but I don't think I'm rabid."

"Guess who caught a foul ball at Fenway ..."

Suicide hot line

A pitcher with a morningstar

A one dollar baseball field

"I heard it was foul play."

Subway Series

"Give this to Evers and see that he passes it on to Chance when he's finished."

"I'm going to try to settle you down, Halberson, but first a word about Fexler Lite Beer."

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

"I'll be on the porch, pushing ninety."

"This better be important."