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"The dollar held its value today against the yen, the euro, the peso, the comic book and the baseball card."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'How about a game of cards?'

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Perils of the double play.

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

'OK, now let's switch places.'

Sheltering in place.

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Philosopher trading cards.

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

I love Basketball.

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

Official Team Cap With Beard

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

"Try letting the ball come to you."

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

'I'll take the one on the right.'

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."