Baseball Card Enthusiast Prints

'I've decided to follow my Grandson's advice and get out of stocks and into baseball cards.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'How about a game of cards?'

Perils of the double play.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

Sheltering in place.

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'OK, now let's switch places.'

Philosopher trading cards.

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

"Try letting the ball come to you."

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Official Team Cap With Beard

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

'I'll take the one on the right.'

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."