Trading Card Enthusiasts Gifts

'Your salary will remain high, but management gets a share of any baseball card royalties.'

'How about a game of cards?'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Philosopher trading cards.

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Circa 1490: The area we now know as Wall Street.

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

"The dollar held its value today against the yen, the euro, the peso, the comic book and the baseball card."

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

Wall Street Lights.

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'It was so bad you couldn't even use it to play solitaire.'

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

'I want one that says 'get lost' but includes a pocket compass.'

Putting it Mildly...

Greetings!

"Cheater!"

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

'With Myrna and I, it was love at first slight.'

Valentines for Things

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

Bad Mom Cards - Collect The Whole Set!

'First, you have to admit you have a gambling problem!'

Killing time, and vice versa....

'I've decided to follow my Grandson's advice and get out of stocks and into baseball cards.'

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

Martin Johnson Chooses New England Rugby Squad.

Diamond Geezer.