Trading Card Collector Gifts

'Remember when we were kids and we traded baseball cards?'

I'm looking for some stamps in the Jungle Series.'

Thank you bubbles

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'look at my new business cards! The old ones weren't big enough for all my information.'

"The dollar held its value today against the yen, the euro, the peso, the comic book and the baseball card."

Red Card - Gold Card.

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

Card shark

"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

"You have such beautiful eyes."

Business people buying greeting cards.

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

Never date a medical illustrator.

'Occassional cards'

Greeting Cards

Cards: Wedding / You've Changed / You don't Understand Me / I'm Leaving! / I'm going for a pint!

Home Business - Business Cards.

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

Husband / Wife / On The Side

"You should have said you only wanted a trim. . . I'd have sent you to the barber next door."