Trading Cards Gifts

Philosopher trading cards.

"Got 'im, got 'im, need 'im, need 'im... "

"The dollar held its value today against the yen, the euro, the peso, the comic book and the baseball card."

Little Beverly Cards

'These are my rookie cards.'

'My dad reckons they never exchanged gun-fire in his day...They swapped trading cards!'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

The day the stock market went UP.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

'How about a game of cards?'

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Some card-game puns

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

Thank you bubbles

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Why markets crash.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'