Pokemon Card Trading Gifts

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Bingo night.

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Philosopher trading cards.

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'Once again, I fold.'

Pokemon Get Lost

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Worm Bed

"The dollar held its value today against the yen, the euro, the peso, the comic book and the baseball card."

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

'He's chasing the market.'

Sciense. How can biodiversity be decreasing with so many species of Pokemon out there?

'I think I'll raise.'

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

'Another hit?' 'I'll stay.'

Magicians monkey.

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

"Lights...Camera...No Action...The Flaw in 'Celebrity Solitaire'"

'I detect you scanning my cards!'

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

'Do you have one that comes with a disclaimer?'

"This fundamentally changes everything we know about elephants!"

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

What really happens inside an automatic shuffler.