Pokemon Card Trading Pillows

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

Bingo night.

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Philosopher trading cards.

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'Once again, I fold.'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Worm Bed

"The dollar held its value today against the yen, the euro, the peso, the comic book and the baseball card."

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

'He's chasing the market.'

'I detect you scanning my cards!'

"Lights...Camera...No Action...The Flaw in 'Celebrity Solitaire'"

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

'I think I'll raise.'

Magicians monkey.

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

"This fundamentally changes everything we know about elephants!"

'Do you have one that comes with a disclaimer?'

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

What really happens inside an automatic shuffler.

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.