Trading Card Aficionado Pillows

Thousands of Economic Theory Cards. Collect Them All.

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

'How about a game of cards?'

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

Philosopher trading cards.

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'I've never seen a stock crash so hard.'

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

Circa 1490: The area we now know as Wall Street.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

"The dollar held its value today against the yen, the euro, the peso, the comic book and the baseball card."

Wall Street Lights.

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

"Up a hundred and sixteen points! If only we'd had the foresight to invest ten minutes ago."

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

Putting it Mildly...

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

Greetings!

Valentines for Things

'With Myrna and I, it was love at first slight.'

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

'According to his stats, this right-fielder hit .317 and is 50 in stocks, 30 in bonds and 20 in cash.'

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

'First, you have to admit you have a gambling problem!'

Killing time, and vice versa....

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

Diamond Geezer.

Greeting Cards for the Narcissist.

'I've decided to follow my Grandson's advice and get out of stocks and into baseball cards.'