Card Enthusiast Pillows

Good Luck With the American Health-Care System

'How about a game of cards?'

'First, you have to admit you have a gambling problem!'

'We should get Mom one of those cards -- she's a happy mother.'

Taking back America- one wager at a time: Tribal casino and hotel...welcome!

Cards: Good Luck Goodbye Good Riddance.

The Rejects.

Killing time, and vice versa....

Greetings!

Mother's Day Greeting Cards: Pick your own.

Diamond Geezer.

Greeting Cards.

Large Valentine's cards for girlfriends.

Retirement Cards

"We got a sympathy card. Our anniversary is next week"

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

"Can't fathers read?"

"Trust me, John! Just because your bridge partner dumps you...doesn't mean I will!"

"I need a card that's heavy on caring but light on commitment."

Cards for everyone: Birthday, anniversary and 'I told you so'.

Greetings cards for 'Meeting your old nemesis...'

Queen of diamonds

Greetings!

'I hate chocolates that are gooey inside but I love Valentine's cards that are all gooey inside.'

A surprising x-ray.

Patient decorating hospital room.

'Do you have a sympathy who's going to need it when i get hold of him?'

"Do you have a card for the second step mother of my third wife's brother on her cousins side?"

"Had a great meeting with my new therapist. He even wanted to play cards, but said he couldn't find a full deck."

"We have a new line called 'It Must Be Nice' cards. Congratulate good fortune, but with an unmistakable sting of bitterness."

Valentines for Things

'It's for the wife's mother-one that says 'Take your time' but in a nice way!'

"There was a major reshuffle. Now I'm out on my ear."

A Jack of Hearts fantasising about the Queen of Hearts

"Enjoy all those Valentines while they're obligatory."