Card Game Enthusiasts Pillows

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

Dogs and their thoughts

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Little league world series of poker.

'How about a game of cards?'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

'How about a game of cards?'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Some card-game puns

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Better luck next time, kid."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Stag poker"

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

Cheating Death.

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

Playing cards.

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

'Once again, I fold.'

Mad Hatter's tea party.

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!