Card Game Aficionados Pillows

An arrival

'I want one that says 'get lost' but includes a pocket compass.'

'Hey guys, can we not smoke cigars tonight? My wife will smell it on me and know I lied about going to a business conference.'

"Looks like you'd better cancel poker night.

Dogs and their thoughts

Little league world series of poker.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'How about a game of cards?'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Some card-game puns

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'How about a game of cards?'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Cheating Death.

"Stag poker"

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"Better luck next time, kid."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

Playing cards.

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'