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An arrival

'I want one that says 'get lost' but includes a pocket compass.'

'Hey guys, can we not smoke cigars tonight? My wife will smell it on me and know I lied about going to a business conference.'

"Looks like you'd better cancel poker night.

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

Dogs and their thoughts

Little league world series of poker.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'How about a game of cards?'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Some card-game puns

'How about a game of cards?'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

Peel poker.

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"Better luck next time, kid."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

Cheating Death.

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"Stag poker"

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

Playing cards.