Card Game Fanatic Pillows

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'Mom! Someone left the lid off my snake cage and guess what!?'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Queen of Spades

Evolution.

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'How about a game of cards?'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

Wordplay: Lemonade - Save the Lemon.

"Sometimes, occasionally, from time to time, now and then, periodically I wish I'd never been given this Thesaurus."

Sporting maladies.

"Very angry birds"

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

Broad Minded

'I want one that says 'get lost' but includes a pocket compass.'

'It was so bad you couldn't even use it to play solitaire.'

Putting it Mildly...

'Maybe you need to work on your poker face.'

Greetings!

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

'With Myrna and I, it was love at first slight.'

"Cheater!"

Valentines for Things

Cats 'Playing' Cards

"Snake eyes again!"

'First, you have to admit you have a gambling problem!'

Killing time, and vice versa....

Diamond Geezer.