Card Game Fanatic Mugs

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'Mom! Someone left the lid off my snake cage and guess what!?'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Queen of Spades

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

Evolution.

'How about a game of cards?'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Pokemon Get Lost

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

Sporting maladies.

"He ate all the Scrabble tiles. Now he keeps leaving little messages around the house."

Wordplay: Lemonade - Save the Lemon.

"Very angry birds"

"Sometimes, occasionally, from time to time, now and then, periodically I wish I'd never been given this Thesaurus."

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

Broad Minded

'It was so bad you couldn't even use it to play solitaire.'

'I want one that says 'get lost' but includes a pocket compass.'

Putting it Mildly...

Greetings!

'Maybe you need to work on your poker face.'

'With Myrna and I, it was love at first slight.'

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

Valentines for Things

Cats 'Playing' Cards

"Cheater!"

"Snake eyes again!"

Why dogs can't play poker: 'For the last time...the kitty stays in the middle of the table.'