Card Games Lover Pillows

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Dogs and their thoughts

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Little league world series of poker.

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'How about a game of cards?'

'How about a game of cards?'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Some card-game puns

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"If you don't stop saying 'This whole game is a charade!' we're going home."

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Tic-tac-toe

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Better luck next time, kid."

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Cheating Death.

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"Stag poker"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Playing cards.

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."