Card Game Enthusiasts Gifts

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

Dogs and their thoughts

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Little league world series of poker.

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'How about a game of cards?'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Some card-game puns

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'How about a game of cards?'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

Peel poker.

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

Cheating Death.

"Stag poker"

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"Better luck next time, kid."

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Playing cards.

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

'Once again, I fold.'

Mad Hatter's tea party.