Card Game Aficionado Gifts

Although adept at a great many other games, Muriel never quite got the hang of playing 'north' when invited over for bridge.

Putting it Mildly...

Collect all 300 'Theories of educational instruction cards'.

Gambling in Heaven - Losing your halo.

Instant Replay At The World Series Of Solitaire.

What happens in Vegas...

'What I really feel like doing is going back to our hotel room and playing gin rummy with you.'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'Grandma would love to hear about your home run, Ryan...right after the flop.'

"I am King in a Deck of Cards, Countess."

"T-rex playing cards? Aww! We can't do this! We can't even see our hands!"

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

'Marv spends just a little too much time at the poker table'

'With Myrna and I, it was love at first slight.'

Dogs playing strip poker.

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Watch Tower strip 4 - Lost wife in a card game

'It never occurred to Steggy what was giving away his best hands.'

'He's taken to playing poker on the net.'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'How about a game of cards?'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Philosopher trading cards.

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

Let the Summer Games Begin!

Existential Risk

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

'I want one that says 'get lost' but includes a pocket compass.'

'It was so bad you couldn't even use it to play solitaire.'

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

'Maybe you need to work on your poker face.'