Card Game Enthusiast With A Twist Gifts

I club baby seals.

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

'How about a game of cards?'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'I want one that says 'get lost' but includes a pocket compass.'

'It was so bad you couldn't even use it to play solitaire.'

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

Putting it Mildly...

Greetings!

'Maybe you need to work on your poker face.'

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

And with that, the simple malaise that had been bubbling up for months officially became a general malaise.

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

Cats 'Playing' Cards

Valentines for Things

'Let's start with the basics. Find the Red Queen!'

"Cheater!"

'With Myrna and I, it was love at first slight.'

Why dogs can't play poker: 'For the last time...the kitty stays in the middle of the table.'

'First, you have to admit you have a gambling problem!'

Killing time, and vice versa....

Martin Johnson Chooses New England Rugby Squad.

Diamond Geezer.

'Wow! A game used collectors card!'

"THREE quid for a romantic verse? Don't you have any snappy one liners for 50p.?"

Dogs playing strip poker.