Card Game Devotee Gifts

Why dogs can't play poker: 'For the last time...the kitty stays in the middle of the table.'

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

Dogs and their thoughts

Little league world series of poker.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'How about a game of cards?'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Some card-game puns

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'How about a game of cards?'

Peel poker.

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Cheating Death.

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"Stag poker"

"Better luck next time, kid."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

Playing cards.

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'