Card Game Enthusiast With A Twist Pillows

I club baby seals.

'How about a game of cards?'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

'I want one that says 'get lost' but includes a pocket compass.'

'It was so bad you couldn't even use it to play solitaire.'

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

Putting it Mildly...

'Maybe you need to work on your poker face.'

Greetings!

'Let's start with the basics. Find the Red Queen!'

Valentines for Things

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

And with that, the simple malaise that had been bubbling up for months officially became a general malaise.

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

Cats 'Playing' Cards

'With Myrna and I, it was love at first slight.'

"Cheater!"

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

'First, you have to admit you have a gambling problem!'

Killing time, and vice versa....

Diamond Geezer.

Games on a train.

Dogs playing strip poker.

"THREE quid for a romantic verse? Don't you have any snappy one liners for 50p.?"